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When Rahul Gandhi, Congerss' PM candidate was pretending to be studying abroad in the nineties and one day he noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner of the bar. As he was getting up to talk to her.
Bartender : "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian!"
Rahul Gandhi: "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get them all"
"¦.and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he says.
"Honey where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"
Bartender : "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian!"
Rahul Gandhi: "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get them all"
"¦.and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he says.
"Honey where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"
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Rahul Gandhi was sitting with Lallu Yadav when Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
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Rahul Gandhi along with Robert Vadra went to the US to visit a Senator in US. When the senator invited them home for dinner, the RG and RV were very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. RG asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"
The senator smiled knowingly and took them to the window.
"Can you see the river?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
"Of course", said Robert.
"10 percent", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. RG and Robert lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace Robert had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
"How can you possibly afford this, without even being a minister?", he asked.
Then Robert Vadra called him to the window.
"See the river over there?"
"Sure", cried the senator.
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said -
"No, I don't see any bridge."
"100 percent", said the Robert Vadra !!
The senator smiled knowingly and took them to the window.
"Can you see the river?"
"Yes"
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
"Of course", said Robert.
"10 percent", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. RG and Robert lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace Robert had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
"How can you possibly afford this, without even being a minister?", he asked.
Then Robert Vadra called him to the window.
"See the river over there?"
"Sure", cried the senator.
"Can you see the bridge over it?"
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said -
"No, I don't see any bridge."
"100 percent", said the Robert Vadra !!
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On Diggy Singh's advice, Rahul Gandhi and Robert Vadra wanted to place a bomb in Malegaon, so that they can get PC to implicate RSS for it. They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So they were going on their destination in a car. On their way Rahul Gandhi asked Robert Vadra, " Robert, what will happen if the time bomb explodes in this car itself."
Robert Vadra replied "Don't worry, I have a spare one"!!!!!
Robert Vadra replied "Don't worry, I have a spare one"!!!!!
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Q: How do you confuse Rahul Gandhi?
A: You don't. He is born that way.
A: You don't. He is born that way.
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During the nineties when Rahul Gandhi was generally jobless in US, he decided to visit Disneyland. He was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.
On his way home Rahul Gandhi drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time he drove eight miles, he had cleaned 43 restrooms!!
After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.
On his way home Rahul Gandhi drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time he drove eight miles, he had cleaned 43 restrooms!!
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Q: What did Rahul Gandhi do when he missed the 66 Bus?
A: He took the 33 bus twice instead.
A: He took the 33 bus twice instead.
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