Jokes Thread

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[sasi]

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[sasi]

It is not a joke , it is a tragedy!
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[VIP]

1 handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for having fun.

Suddenly rain started & both got wet. They found an empty hut & went inside.

Girl had a nice figure & was luking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.

Boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf's sexy body. He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy's shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.

To continue. Pay Rs 999 & enjoy the next episode of-Sawan barse hum tohar chummi ko tarse

 

[Yusuf]

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[WMD]

The Redneck went to the hospital As his wife was having a baby.

Upon arriving, The Nurse says "Congratulations, Your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys."

The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised, I have a p*nis on me like a chimney."

The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, The babies are all black."

 

[Ash]

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

 

[sesha_maruthi27]

State of INDIAN GOVERNMENT(congress)...... they are wooing terrorists rather than the people of INDIA.......

Think INDIA is the SAFE HEAVEN FOR TERRORISTS and not pakistan as terrorists are given z-security, a special jail with all facilities and special food.....

 

[aragorn]

One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox sneaked up behind her and caught her.
"I am going to eat you for lunch!", said the fox.

"Wait!", replied the rabbit, "You should at least wait a few days."

"Oh yeah? Why should I wait?"

"Well, I am just finishing my thesis on 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'"

"Are you crazy? I should eat you right now! Everybody knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit."

"Not really, not according to my research. If you like, you can come into my hole and read it for yourself. If you are not convinced, you can go ahead and have me for lunch."

"You really are crazy!" But since the fox was curious and had nothing to lose, it went with the rabbit. The fox never came out. A few days later the rabbit was again taking a break from writing and sure enough, a wolf came out of the bushes and was ready to set upon her.

"Wait!" yelled the rabbit, "you can't eat me right now."

"And why might that be, my furry appetizer?"

"I am almost finished writing my thesis on 'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'"

The wolf laughed so hard that it almost lost its grip on the rabbit. "Maybe I shouldn't eat you. You really are sick...in the head. You might have something contagious."

"Come and read it for yourself. You can eat me afterward if you disagree with my conclusions."

So the wolf went down into the rabbit's hole...and never came out. The rabbit finished her thesis and was out celebrating in the local lettuce patch. Another rabbit came along and asked, "What's up? You seem very happy."

"Yup, I just finished my thesis."

"Congratulations. What's it about?"

"'The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.'"

"Are you sure? That doesn't sound right."

"Oh yes. Come and read it for yourself."

So together they went down into the rabbit's hole. As they entered, the friend saw the typical graduate student abode, albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis. The computer with the controversial work was in one corner. To the right there was a pile of fox bones, to the left a pile of wolf bones. And in the middle was a large, well fed lion.

The moral of the story: The title of your thesis doesn't matter.

The subject doesn't matter.

The research doesn't matter.

All that matters is who your advisor is.

 

[Rahul92]

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[W.G.Ewald]

The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised, I have a p*nis on me like a chimney."

Is is the word "penis" really forbidden to use?