Jokes Thread

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[W.G.Ewald]

According to a new study, people addicted to Internet porn have short-term memory loss. The study also found that people addicted to Internet porn have short-term memory loss.

-- Conan O'Brien

 

[IBSA]

-- Conan O'Brien

i saw this news a time ago, but i already had forgot of it

 

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[Singh]

Did you guys hear this joke

According to a new study, people addicted to Internet porn have short-term memory loss. The study also found that people addicted to Internet porn have short-term memory loss.
-- Conan O'Brien

 

[Tolaha]

Did you guys hear this joke

According to a new study, people addicted to Internet porn have short-term memory loss. The study also found that people addicted to Internet porn have short-term memory loss.
-- Conan O'Brien

Yes Singh, we got it! You too like porn!

I saw this joke so many times today! And I remember every instant of it. Got to watch more porn then!

 

[Singh]

Did you guys hear this joke

According to a new study, people addicted to Internet porn have short-term memory loss. The study also found that people addicted to Internet porn have short-term memory loss.
-- Conan O'Brien

 

[Tolaha]

That's it... this settles what I will do tonight!

 

[sasi]

Tail light
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid,"Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says,"By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

 

[sasi]

Laughing baby
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A baby was just born.
He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing like crazy.
I mean laughing real hard. Allthe doctors and nurses were examining the little thing, in front of the worried parents,but he kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tearsrolling from his eyes.
One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded the tiny fingers to check if the hand was all right, and... guess what he found?
The birth control pill!

 

[sasi]

Definitely
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A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."
A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants!"

 

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