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W.G.Ewald

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The nerd's girlfriend was unhappy because she never achieved orgasm while having sex with the nerd. There were no doctors in their part of Georgia, so they went to a veterinarian to discuss the problem.

The vet didn't know much about it, but said when a female cow was reluctant to breed with a bull, it sometimes helped to have someone wave a big towel to fan the cow. The nerd and his girlfriend decided to try it, and asked a strong young man from the local bible college to wave a towel at the girlfriend while they copulated. They tried this several times and the girlfriend was still not being satisfied, so she asked the nerd to wave the towel while she had sex with the young man.

Within minutes, the girlfriend had several thunderous orgasms. Afterward, as they all smoked their corncob pipes, the girfriend said, "Well, I reckon now we know what the problem is."

And the nerd snorted, "You BET we know what the problem is. That moron there just doesn't know the right way to wave a towel!"
 

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