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Black Eye
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Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye. His father sees
it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the
other boys?"
"But Dad," said Johnny, "It wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our
prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the
crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny", the father said,"You don't do those kind of things to women! Just
leave it alone!"
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and
blue. Johnny's father said,"Johnny, I thought we had a talk about this!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying
our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in
the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he
reached over and pulled it out. But now I know she doesn't like that, so I
pushed it back in!"
 

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Obama to Shinawatra :

Lets try that Tiger Woods shit ;)
 
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JOKE of the day.

INSECT IN THE BEER

Englishman: Throws his mug and walks out.

American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.

Chinese: Eats the insect, throws the beer away.

Israeli: Asks for a refund, sells the insect to the Chinaman and drinks the beer.

Indian: Sells the insect to the Chinaman and the beer to the American n gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani: Accuses the Israeli and the Indian of putting the insect into his beer relates the whole incident to Kashmir asks the Chinaman for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

:rotfl::rotfl:
 

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Joe's Birthday
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For his birthday, little Joe asked for a speed-bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a
suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling Mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
 
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