Jokes Thread

[sayareakd]

SPOTTED: The New Paki Stealth Plane!

Junk fighter MK-2 imported from China and made in Pakistan. Yeah one more thing, PAF (Taliban) Pilot.

 

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[Victor Sierra]

I even do that when I'm with my family. Kya karu control nhi hota.....

 

[Victor Sierra]

Anyone here from BDS or EOD, must try it out...

 

[Victor Sierra]

Height Of Camouflaging...

 

[Ray]

Government Notice

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be considered for theSHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED andSHAFTED will be reviewed under theSCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could getAIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS orHERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local Member of Parliament who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

 

[Apollyon]

 

[VIP]

 

[Yusuf]

Apna Baccha Roye toh Dil me Dard hota hai,
Aur Dusre ka Roye toh Sir Me..:'(

Apni Biwi Roye toh Sir me dard hota hai,
Aur Dusre ki Roye toh dil me..:'(

He Bagwan Yeh kaisi maaya!!

 

[Yusuf]

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[Yusuf]

In a party a General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times with his wife on his wedding night

Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night

colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night

All turned towards a young capt n asked how many times did he do on his wedding night

Capt replied: Only once sir

General laughed n asked WHY??

Capt replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir!!!!

 

[Yusuf]

Best Break Up Ever:

A Sardar Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.

GrlFrnd: Wat Was That For?

Sardar: Its "OVER"..!

 

[Cliff@sea]

 

[Raj30]

A page from GK Text Book , class 3 ICSE
source twitter

 

[Ankit Purohit]

Not agree with C

 

[Raj30]

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[cobra commando]

Yeah ! Get Some !!