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Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.


Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says,
'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife...... she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

Charles continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says,....:
'You better think it over, Bob - Women like that are hard to find.'
 

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A Pakistani immigrant goes to a Doctor and says "I feel terrible".

The Doctor says "You need to pee and poop in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.

Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapours for 3 days".

The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says "I feel wonderful!! What was wrong with me?"

"You were homesick..
 

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