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Oh Grandma!
A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm.
That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment,
the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and
about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know
you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered,
"Facebook..."😜
A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm.
That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment,
the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and
about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know
you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered,
"Facebook..."😜
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Facepalm @ the cartoonist.
The 'mumbai' rioter looks like a bihari labor and the 'bihari labor' looks like a south indian.
Probably did not have it in him to paint the 'true picture'.
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In the 1994 Wimbledon games, Martina Navratilova won the women's tournament, and then promptly announced that she was retiring from professional tennis.
One reporter figured that, now that she was off the circuit, she'd be willing to speak more freely. "Tell us, Martina, have you ever used steroids?"
Ms. Navratilova replied, "Suck my d!ck!"
One reporter figured that, now that she was off the circuit, she'd be willing to speak more freely. "Tell us, Martina, have you ever used steroids?"
Ms. Navratilova replied, "Suck my d!ck!"
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter.
"Can I help you?" she asks with a knowing smile.
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your hands," he says. "I want a cheeseburger."
"Can I help you?" she asks with a knowing smile.
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your hands," he says. "I want a cheeseburger."
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A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye
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