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Singh

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Why do married Indian women have that red dot on their forehead?

That's because they're recording everything!
I thought it was the bullseye target ? that's why we win medals in shooting :taunt:
 

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Deserves to be in the Jokes thread. In 2001 Pokemon was given a fatwa because it promoted "Judaism, Evolution and Gambling"

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Religious committee members in the United Arab Emirates have issued a fatwa against popular children's game Pokemon because of fears that it promotes gambling.

The edict warned parents the Pokemon video game and cards were based on the betting principles of one side winning and the other losing.

It added the game was also based on the theory of evolution, "a Jewish-Darwinist theory, that conflicts with the truth about humans and with Islamic principles".


The fatwa does not mean the game has been banned, as it has in other Muslim countries such as Saudi Arabia.

However, it adds to the growing religious resistance in the Middle East to the game because of its perceived bad influence.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/1269050.stmv
 

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I said to my doctor, "Would you like to go out for a drink some time? I find you really attractive."

"Sorry, I'd love to, but I can't," she answered.

I said, "I understand, it's the doctor/patient thing, isn't it?"

"No, it's not that," she replied, "I've just got your test results."
 

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