Jokes Thread

[pmaitra]

 

[LurkerBaba]

:shocked:

 

[KS]

Even Bugatti needs modification when it comes to Indian roads..

 

[KS]

 

[Zebra]

 

[amitkriit]

Epic!

This is not a joke as such.
Search for Keira Rathbone.

 

[sayareakd]

Even Bugatti needs modification when it comes to Indian roads..

may be it need imported roads in India.

 

[amitkriit]

 

[Singh]

size zero translated to hindi

na bum na seena fir bhi haseena !!

 

[nrj]

 

[nrj]

 

[TheLord]

 

[nrj]

 

[KS]

For those who watch the 24 series.

Random Jack Bauer Fact: Top One Hundred Facts

These ones that took the ckae

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.

It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.

If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.

Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.

 

[LurkerBaba]

 

[utubekhiladi]

 

[utubekhiladi]

 

[utubekhiladi]

 

[utubekhiladi]

 

[amitkriit]

God Hates Sinners..ok.......what?