Jokes Thread

[Kshatriya87]

 

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[Kshatriya87]

 

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[Flying Dagger]

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A mythical story about Arthur and his Queen Guinevere . She had an affair with Sir Lancelot.

Despite all characters mere story.. and nothing else Britishers have immortalized him. And the effect has been so much that even in India we named INSAS derivative rifle as Excalibur.

 

[vidhwanshak]

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that's how I watched sacred games and game of thrones

 

[vidhwanshak]

 

[AVERAGE INDIAN]

To deal With current economy,In Pakistan

After having their 11th child, a Paki couple decided that enough is enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, "Masha'Allah!, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem..."
"Trust me, it will do the job," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count with his fingers: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

Note :
This procedure has not been approved by the Health Department of Pakistan.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Blademaster]

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False story. Not true. There was no farmer and the guy that owned the land was a retired veterinarian doctor and he didn't move the stone.

 

[Kshatriya87]

 

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