Three men are standing at the pearly gates...
Three men die and are standing at the pearly gates in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells them, "To gain entry into heaven, you must tell me how you died."
The first man steps forward and says "Well, I got off work early today, and came home to my 10th floor apartment. Walked in, and found my wife naked in bed. I looked out the door to our balcony, and saw a man's hands holding onto the edge. In a fit of rage, I ran out and stomped on his fingers, and he fell. I looked over the balcony, and he had landed in some bushes and was still moving. So I unplugged our refrigerator and pushed it off the balcony, and it landed on him. Then I shot my wife and killed myself."
St. Peter thinks for a moment and says "Well, there's some bad stuff there, but given the situation, we can let it pass. You may enter."
The second man steps forward. "I was exercising on my trampoline, on my 12th floor balcony, when I jumped a little too high and accidentally fell over the railing - but luckily I caught myself a couple floors below. I'm hanging there, holding on for dear life, when I hear someone come out - I'm thinking he heard my scream and was coming to help me. But this guy..he starts stomping on my hands! I lose my grip and fall to the ground. Luckily, I landed in some thick brush, and I was hurt, but I was still alive! I'm kinda moving around, checking to see what's broken and stuff, when I look up to see this maniac push his refrigerator off the balcony! It lands on me and kills me."
St. Peter is shaking his head, "Son, that is some horrible luck. Of course you may enter and enjoy paradise."
The third man, having heard the stories of both men before him, steps forward with his head hung low and starts, "So.....I'm sitting naked in the refrigerator...."