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Wait for Woke women use it creatively.

If we are lucky. we might see some Dildocopter crashing into hairy/smooth valleys soon enough
I was going to say drones may face thrust issues then i realised that people weren't supposed to mate with horses either. I am okay as long as i don't get to see such transcending shit.
 

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I was going to say drones may face thrust issues then i realised that people weren't supposed to mate with horses either. I am okay as long as i don't get to see such transcending shit.
You just jinxed it bro.
Now wait for some used Dildocopters flying into your face when you are walking on the street.
 

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Another delusional inbred polio afflicted andha piggystani scum that has just been shat out of a goat rectum after 9 months of incubation & whose father might be the entire Haqqani faction, conceived in Tora Bora.

In reality what he & his ilk will be getting is:-

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Paki boy (1st pic) posing for his Talibani four father (2nd pic). For some reasons the talibani is very happy.
Raqibuls will get Andhra Pradesh? What is this guy smoking?

Andhra Hindus will perform human sacrifices on Raqibuls.
 

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time to offer pranamams to the mahabali batshit slayer in front of whom all variants bow deep ... time to watch Annathe and regain faith in MANkind....

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Watch what baradwaj rangan has to say about this movie, his punch lines are like sermons n he is too old to act in a character role.


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How to take care of your wife:
In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
-- You make the bed (+1)
-- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
-- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
-- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
-- In the rain (+8)
-- But return with Beer (-5)
-- You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
-- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
-- It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)
-- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
-- Named Tina (-4)
-- Tina is a dancer (-10)
HER BIRTHDAY
-- You take her out to dinner (0)
-- You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
-- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
-- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
-- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of
your favorite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
-- You take her to a movie (+2)
-- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
-- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
-- You take her to a movie you like (-2)
-- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
-- You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
-- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
-- You hesitate in responding (-10)
-- You reply, "Where?" (-35)
-- Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
-- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)
-- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
-- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
-- She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
 

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