Jokes Thread

[Bhairav]

Bhaiya voh hi toh joke hai

r/woosh

 

[Bhairav]

Taliban se le lo, sasta padega

Vro yaha cycle kharidne ke liye pahe nahi hain, helicopter kaise lunga

 

[Love Charger]

Vro yaha cycle kharidne ke liye pahe nahi hain, helicopter kaise lunga

Buddh doge ho tum.

 

[Bhairav]

Buddh doge ho tum.

sahi pakare Shriman Vro, ab mai is duniya ke meme maya se bahut upar uth chuka hu

 

[Spindrift]

After watching this, this comes to mind

 

[Bhairav]

Beware enemies! Always keep in mind that you will have to fight respected fathers of these kids who are in Army

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.

youtube.com

 

[Bhairav]

 

[Bhairav]

Pakistan ka ye badhiya business hai - "Pahele Gadhe Pelo, Fir Cheen Me Thelo"

 

[Abtron3]

A perfect light hearted manga with modern millitry aircrafts as high school girls.

https://mangakakalot.com/chapter/flight_highschool/chapter_1

 

[Tactical Doge]

Poor choice of words, Father in Law is ever more harami

 

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[Spindrift]

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.

 

[AsuraKiller203]

I think this song itself is a joke and memeworthy

 

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