Jokes Thread

[THESIS THORON]

basically - woke ass b*tch

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Spindrift]

Le @Haldilal

 

[Haldilal]

Le @Haldilal

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Ya'll Nibbiars Mein Bimar hue 4 din hue Aab tak.

 

[Spindrift]

Ya'll Nibbiars Mein Bimar hue 4 din hue Aab tak.

Mein bhi bimar hu, 2 days now.

 

[Haldilal]

Mein bhi bimar hu, 2 days now.

Ya'll Nibbiars Hospital Nibbas.

 

[notaname]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[hawwk]

wat is da boi doin'

 

[indus]

wat is da boi doin'

Trying to hump a pillow, but unable to get a grip on it. Amatuer

 

[rock127]

Sorry... I have to post this in JOKES section and not that Paki thread.

Pakis again made a FAKE REPORT that just 22% Pakis are poor! It must be 122%!

The criteria must be that a Paki is getting food for 1 time and 1 rupee in his pocket. That "CBN" method must be Chu**a Bano Nalayakon

22% Pakistanis living below poverty line, NA told | The Express Tribune

Govt uses CBN method to estimate the number of people reaching this threshold

tribune.com.pk

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[THESIS THORON]

what happens when your family calls and you are with friends

 

[sorcerer]

 

[sorcerer]

 

[Tactical Doge]

'Aishah, the wife of the Prophet told him that there were four types of marriage during Pre-Islamic period of Ignorance. One type was similar to that of the present day i.e. a man used to ask somebody else for the hand of a girl under his guardianship or for his daughter's hand, and give her Mahr and then marry her. The second type was that a man would say to his wife after she had become clean from her period, "Go to so-and-so person and have sexual intercourse with him." Her husband would then keep away from her and would not sleep with her till she got pregnant from the other man with whom she was sleeping. When her pregnancy became evident, he husband would sleep with her if he wished. Her husband did so (let his wife sleep with some other man) so that he might have a child of noble breed. Such marriage was called as Al-Istibda'. Another type of marriage was that a group of less than ten men would assemble and enter upon a woman, and all of them would have sexual relation with her. If she became pregnant and delivered a child and some days had passed after delivery, she would send for all of them and none of them would refuse to come, and when they all gathered before her, she would say to them, "You (all) know what you have done, and now I have given birth to a child. So, it is your child so-and-so!" naming whoever she liked, and her child would follow him and he could not refuse to take him. The fourth type of marriage was that many people would enter upon a lady and she would never refuse anyone who came to her. Those were the prostitutes who used to fix flags at their doors as sign, and he who would wished, could have sexual intercourse with them. If anyone of them got pregnant and delivered a child, then all those men would be gathered for her and they would call the Qa'if (persons skilled in recognizing the likeness of a child to his father) to them and would let the child follow the man (whom they recognized as his father) and she would let him adhere to him and be called his son. The man would not refuse all that. But when Muhammad was sent with the Truth, he abolished all the types of marriages observed in pre-Islamic period of Ignorance except the type of marriage the people recognize today.

— Sahih al-Bukhari, 1:62:58
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Hot damn

 

[Tactical Doge]

@prasadr14
Need your expert opinion on this

 

[prasadr14]

@prasadr14
Need your expert opinion on this
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Well, that guy had way too much time on his hands for some one who had 4 wives.
Who even thinks of this shit? That he thought of it, articulated it into chapters tells you how frustrated and perverted that GoatFucker was.

Coming to GoatFucking ->

Got to give it to the guy. He was the first man to understand, articulate and come up with practical solution for men's health.
In fact long before all these modern experts, Mr MahaMad was the pioneer of inventive ideas regarding men's health.
He understood the needs of men, during war and peace time. Took into consideration non availability of women or having less women to share.

The solution was simple, elegant, readily available, easily compliable and can be consumed after use.
YEAH, we are talking about Goats, Sheeps, Chicken, Camels, cows, Dolphins, trees, Hippos etc..

It was a masterstroke and easily deserving noble prize. Practical home solutions for mens health.

He also came up with a solution for Female heath - cut of their genitals. If you don't have it anymore, there is no issue to begin with.

A gentle and practical man all around.

 

[Lonewolf]

@prasadr14
Need your expert opinion on this
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Looks like you have called special forces here