Jokes Thread

[Spindrift]

 

[airstrike99]

Impressive. How many pushups per set?

25 per set with 15-20min gap per set.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Lonewolf]

Impressive. How many pushups per set?

He is kiddo ,i did 10 per set for 5 , 90 second break in between and voila with fapping twice a day

 

[Maitreya Shyam]

He is kiddo ,i did 10 per set for 5 , 90 second break in between and voila with fapping twice a day

Fappin twice a day bhai kis mitti ke banne ho

 

[Lonewolf]

Fappin twice a day bhai kis mitti ke banne ho

Kiddo this is something you will get used to if you have every possible problem in life , yet want to be calm

 

[Tactical Doge]

Fappin twice a day bhai kis mitti ke banne ho

Hey
You're too young to Fap
I didn't even found out about this superpower until I was passing out of 11th

Took me entire first year of college to get rid of it

 

[Maitreya Shyam]

Hey
You're too young to Fap
I didn't even found out about this superpower until I was passing out of 11th

Took me entire first year of college to get rid of it

Bhai bhrama acharya

 

[nWo 4 Life]

 

[prasadr14]

Kiddo this is something you will get used to if you have every possible problem in life , yet want to be calm

Remember kiddos, it's infinitely better to be fapping in the confines of your home than going out like hornDogs.
When one is horny, all you is see girls, who account for 99% of a man's problems.
When you are not horny, then the world will look brighter, you will hear the sounds of birds, smell the freshness of trees etc etc.

fapping few times a day, you are contributing to world peace & god damn it, you deserve the noble prize.

 

[Maharaj samudragupt]

Fappin twice a day bhai kis mitti ke banne ho

Why , 2 to 3 times is fairly normal.

 

[Maitreya Shyam]

Remember kiddos, it's infinitely better to be fapping in the confines of your home than going out like hornDogs.
When one is horny, all you is see girls, who account for 99% of a man's problems.
When you are not horny, then the world will look brighter, you will hear the sounds of birds, smell the freshness of trees etc etc.

fapping few times a day, you are contributing to world peace & god damn it, you deserve the noble prize.

Lekin celibacy bhi thik hai

 

[Maharaj samudragupt]

Lekin celibacy bhi thik hai

Tum reh ke batao celebate .

 

[Maitreya Shyam]

@Haldilal sir aap bimli hoke celibacy ke baare mai kya sochte hai

 

[Maitreya Shyam]

Tum reh ke batao celebate .

Bas apne aap ko idhar udhar kamo mai engage kar ke rakhna hai bas usse jyada kuch nahi aur agar balidan badge pana hai to fap ka balidan to karna hoga

 

[prasadr14]

Lekin celibacy bhi thik hai

Celibacy is not for normal men.
By default men are hornDogs - Celibacy is an exception.

I have tried that and after couple of days as my eternal shame, even Bukha & Rana Ayub started looking extremely sexy.

 

[Maharaj samudragupt]

Bas apne aap ko idhar udhar kamo mai engage kar ke rakhna hai bas usse jyada kuch nahi aur agar balidan badge pana hai to fap ka balidan to karna hoga

Nai re Bhai nai

 

[Tactical Doge]

Remember kiddos, it's infinitely better to be fapping in the confines of your home than going out like hornDogs.
When one is horny, all you is see girls, who account for 99% of a man's problems.
When you are not horny, then the world will look brighter, you will hear the sounds of birds, smell the freshness of trees etc etc.

fapping few times a day, you are contributing to world peace & god damn it, you deserve the noble prize.

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[notaname]

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[Haldilal]

@Haldilal sir aap bimli hoke celibacy ke baare mai kya sochte hai

Ya'll Nibbiars I didn't even knew this terms before I searched it now. I don't knew these terms members used now. Well I didn't event understand the joke posted by the @Indx TechStyle about some female organs. Well I don't have that much knowledge in this.

Anything thats happens between a Man and Women and that also only between Husband and Wife should remain between them. Dhindora Pitne ka Jaroorat nahi hai.