Jokes Thread

[Waanar]

 

[Pash]

Presenting Marilyn Menon


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Covid Tester: Come on Lady, just the tip.
Lady: That's what my husband said and now we have 5 kids

From:- twitter --> udtapunjabi

 

[Pash]

From:- twitter --> udtapunjabi

 

[ezsasa]

Light takes 2.5 million years to pass between the two galaxies, so if a fancy Andromeda alien is viewing us with a telescope right now, it’s seeing a bunch of Australopithecus walking around being unappealing.

 

[A chauhan]

Aahat Indori :-

Spoiler: I'll be back !

 

[Pash]

Nirodh Haraam Hone ke Piche ki Science |

Science Aapko Yah Baat Kabhi Nahi Batayega

 

[prasadr14]

Nirodh Haraam Hone ke Piche ki Science |

Science Aapko Yah Baat Kabhi Nahi Batayega

This guy is hilarious,
Not sure how is alive though...

This guy has the riskiest profession in the world bar none...

Here is another gem..

 

[Arihant]

 

[Mikesingh]

Being a career soldier was not in the cards for one particular recruit. Every time he took his turn at the rifle range, he’d lift his rifle, aim at the target, fire and hit some tree way off in the distance.

One day, despondent after claiming a number of trees but no targets, he said to the sergeant, “I think I’ll just go and shoot myself.”

The sergeant shot back, “Better take a couple of extra rounds!!”

— MANUEL G. RODRIGUEZ

 

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[prasadr14]

Another gem,..

 

[Holy Triad]

 

[Mikesingh]

Chinese PLA conscripts under training are so dumb that they are issued rifles with stickers on the butt showing an arrow pointing toward the barrel that reads in mandarin: Point This End At Enemy.

 

[Mikesingh]

My friend serving in the Valley was relieved and welcomed the arrival of his bullet proof jacket. But what was less welcome was the sight of this sticker on the jacket's box:

 

[Illusive]

 

[prasadr14]

GOAT level poetry

 

[Anikastha]