Jokes Thread

[Holy Triad]

#MilitaryHumor

Everything has own advantages...

 

[BeEverVectorMan]

There was once a Pakistani lion who used live in POK , he married the Chini lioness and brought her to his den at night... when morning came the chini lioness heard one Dog abusing and hurling bad names to her husband at first she did the talking but the abuse was far more to be bearable them she had no choice but to wake her husband, her husband was fully knowing what was happening but choose to remain silent and asked her to remain silent too...but how come she will remain silent, she thought of taking a stand as she came to know that the dog was male and an INDIAN.
She roared at indian dog and started charging over him...seeing the lioness coming the dog ran and hide inside the log tube...the lioness to entered in tube but got stuck ..the dog came out and gladly fucked the lionnes at his will after banging her for an hour he went...the lioness in deep shock some how managed to come out and got back to her pakistani lion...the Pakistani lion knew what has happened and didn't bother to say on seeing .
him being silent.. she asked is that happened to you too...to which pakistani lion responded that's why I told you to ignore his bark now both have been fucked at the will and whims of that Indian dog

What happened in 15-16 twilight in galwan incidents is the exact joke I heard long back of the lion and dog

 

[Holy Triad]

 

[Blue Water Navy]

This guys does great mimicry of Imran Khan. Its not a joke but a really funny video. So, enjoy!!!

 

[varun9509]

 

[Tactical Frog]

Fun twitter account for cat lovers

Oops ... that was meant for the chit chat thread

 

[Rxbanda]

 

[sydsnyper]

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Tauba tauba, wonder what happens if they sold underwear

 

[prasadr14]

Tauba tauba, wonder what happens if they sold underwear

Dude, they do sell underwear..

 

[sydsnyper]

Dude, they do sell underwear..

Maalik, woh ek joke tha....

 

[Akula]

#MilitaryHumor

Everything has own advantages...

Indian Navy vs Indian Airforce

 

[utubekhiladi]

did u get it

 

[prasadr14]

did u get it
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Nope, bit dim this end.

 

[A chauhan]

Nope, bit dim this end.

That's money ...

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[utubekhiladi]

you dont wash money.

this is referring to the private part of a women that most men want.

 

[A chauhan]

you dont wash money.

this is referring to the private part of a women that most men want.

Your didn't get the sarcasm

 

[utubekhiladi]

based on true story

Incognito Mode

 

[utubekhiladi]

 

[Akula]

 

[BangaliBabu]

Nope, bit dim this end.

you're going to heaven