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‘हित-वचन नहीं तूने माना,
मैत्री का मूल्य न पहचाना,
तो ले, मैं भी अब जाता हूँ,
अन्तिम संकल्प सुनाता हूँ।
याचना नहीं, अब रण होगा,
जीवन-जय या कि मरण होगा।
‘भूलोक, अतल, पाताल देख,
गत और अनागत काल देख,
यह देख जगत का आदि-सृजन,
यह देख, महाभारत का रण,
मृतकों से पटी हुई भू है,
पहचान, इसमें कहाँ तू है।
Rap battles- desi version Ft. IndianHawk and Bhadra aka Laal Chiriya
 

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Being a Paksitani we fully support #SafooraZargar & hereby offer her Pak citizenship

I request her to visit nearest Pakistan Embassy & fill all required documents

Also note under section 496-B Pak Penal Code, premarital sex is a crime with 5 year jail term &fine if found guilty



*also cabinet ministers and pm's might rape anything moves. (As per Cynthia gate)
 

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Being a Paksitani we fully support #SafooraZargar & hereby offer her Pak citizenship

I request her to visit nearest Pakistan Embassy & fill all required documents

Also note under section 496-B Pak Penal Code, premarital sex is a crime with 5 year jail term &fine if found guilty



*also cabinet ministers and pm's might rape anything moves. (As per Cynthia gate)
That post script though 😂😂😂😂😂👀
 

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Gen Bajwa was angry when I told him IAF reached Karachi last night he immediately ordered PAF to reach Mumbai

But I told him Jet fuel is Rs 3000/L & we've to spend Rs50 lakhs on fuel of 2 Jets with that amount we can have free Biryani for 2 months


He agreed & cancelled the plan


 

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