Jokes Thread

[vidhwanshak]

kah rahi ye chiahye

Spoiler

 

[Spindrift]

Here is a screenshot from Ip Man movie

 

[prasadr14]

Here is a screenshot from Ip Man movie

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I remember it.

It's the famous 'grab the boobs and press them' move.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

kah rahi ye chiahye

Spoiler

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She told that "self-love" is very important.

 

[Tactical Doge]

Only if all astrologers are like her

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Suryavanshi]

 

[Love Charger]

Only if all astrologers are like her

Ye to free love baant rahi , vro

 

[Love Charger]

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Kotaaro. Such a cuteeeeeeeee anime kiddoooooo
Love you kotaro my sweet anime baccha

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

>air hostess - "Captain! we have an emergency here"
>captain - "huh what happened?"
>air hostess - "it seems certain MX Kiran is having labour pains"
>captain - "understood, try to help her while i proceed for emergency landing at nearby airport"
>air hostess - "um captain..it's not what you thi.." slams communicator

>on airport
>a certain fatass troon "Kiran" is on wheelchair, captain is being briefed that it was actually "her" dilator that came loose so "she" started panicking and screaming, we thought it was labour pain, sorry for goofup

captain in mind what the hell...


troon "Kiran" goes over to join Air Vistara as "air hostess"
they reluctantly accepts him
first day of the flight
starts walking in cramped compartment of ;economy class;
some kid unknowingly elbows in his crotch
ouch, dilator comes loose and popped out of his "vagina"
spreads lots of bodily material on floor
it_fucking_stinks_like_rotten_dog.jpg
everybody tries to stand up and running away from that goop, kids are crying, an old guy started vomiting on floor, air hostesses completely overpowered by a large mob and pushed on side, economy classers chimping out in first class, first class bizmen are frightened of sudden chimpout...total chaos
panic ensures
captain has to do emergency landing

>after two hours captain is given official papers citing reason for emergency landing and other things happening in his flight
>captain in his mind "fucking hell,not this again" slams papers.

 

[Kumata]

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Sanghi girl.....

 

[SKC]

Ya'll Nibbiars

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>air hostess - "Captain! we have an emergency here"
>captain - "huh what happened?"
>air hostess - "it seems certain MX Kiran is having labour pains"
>captain - "understood, try to help her while i proceed for emergency landing at nearby airport"
>air hostess - "um captain..it's not what you thi.." slams communicator

>on airport
>a certain fatass troon "Kiran" is on wheelchair, captain is being briefed that it was actually "her" dilator that came loose so "she" started panicking and screaming, we thought it was labour pain, sorry for goofup

captain in mind what the hell...


troon "Kiran" goes over to join Air Vistara as "air hostess"
they reluctantly accepts him
first day of the flight
starts walking in cramped compartment of ;economy class;
some kid unknowingly elbows in his crotch
ouch, dilator comes loose and popped out of his "vagina"
spreads lots of bodily material on floor
it_fucking_stinks_like_rotten_dog.jpg
everybody tries to stand up and running away from that goop, kids are crying, an old guy started vomiting on floor, air hostesses completely overpowered by a large mob and pushed on side, economy classers chimping out in first class, first class bizmen are frightened of sudden chimpout...total chaos
panic ensures
captain has to do emergency landing

>after two hours captain is given official papers citing reason for emergency landing and other things happening in his flight
>captain in his mind "fucking hell,not this again" slams papers.

Australians have figured it out already :
They just call every one “Mate”

 

[SKC]

Australians have figured it out already :
They just call every one “Mate”

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[shade]

>Lakhnau renamed to Pragyaraj
>Ayodhya
>Renamed

I guess this is what happens when you are sleeping in neutrality and one day you wake up and decide, "BJP is at the gates, Mai Librandu banta hu!"

 

[indus]

Billa after marriage

 

[Haldilal]

Billa after marriage

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Ya'll Nibbiars idhar Nakuri nahi mile rah Hai ek saal se aur Aap ko Yeh suza hua hai?.