Jokes Thread

[Narasimh]

Hope some tangible punishment given.. i don't have my hopes up.. they will be out after days

 

[shade]

mleecha coping hard by editing devaraj Indra's hair as blonde

I read a Quora answer over this topic.
Basically in some Ved there is a hymn praising Indra.
In that it says he has golden hair.
wh*te monke just took this one line and decided INDRA WUZ NORDIC ARYAN N SHEEIT DAS RITE
apparently the rest of the hymn states that Indra has golden arms, chest, legs and face also
The answerer on quora was saying that it's because he is a god, so he has all these godly golden traits which mortals don't have.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[prasadr14]

I feel bad, here I was very certain that her mum was a trans Hyena.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[indus]

Pure Nibba Nibbi love

 

[tsunami]

This has everything to do with someone's arrest yesterday

 

[prasadr14]

This has everything to do with someone's arrest yesterday

Those are epic level suvvar catching skills.
Yogi Ji should hire these people.

 

[A chauhan]

Gender per course banao bc, people are not getting it. Determining Gender is a rocket science.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

BTW before you ask, She is not naked

 

[Megalomaniac]

Premium G7 Exfarts

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

My friend’s 10 year-old daughter was going over to a friend’s house in the same apartment complex, but a few buildings away.

Mom: “Ok, what do we do if someone tries to grab you?”

Daughter: “Kick him in the balls and yell ‘FIRE’!”

Mom: “Ha, right, but that’s not a good word, it’s ‘testicles’.”

Daughter: “Ok, kick him in the balls and yell ‘TESTICLES’!”

Mom: “You know...that might work too.”

 

[STORE]

 

[Suryavanshi]

 

[STORE]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[indus]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Vikram314]

I know we all wanted this but deputy cm bhi chalega.