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I don't care what you say- THIS IS NOT COOKIE BASED!
Also wtf is that pink thing and why does it look like what it looks like?
I get the exact same ads
But the ones on your ads are much hawter than mine πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

Why is DFI gods so unfair 😫😩
 

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There is a chance we see a Phosphate shortage leading to a fertilizer shortage in the coming decades.
Apparently, 70% of world's Phosphate reserves are in Morocco (including Western Sahara). So this simpleton thinks Morocco will now control India, China, USA and the world. Baka. He doesn't realize that this means one or a combo of three things:-
  • Morocco goes neutral and makes money like the Oil Sheikhs
  • Morocco has a soft-coup
  • Morocco gets invaded
 

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