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Beware enemies! Always keep in mind that you will have to fight respected fathers of these kids who are in Army 🀣
 

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
 

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Such kinda of advertising shows why feminism is fake shit in India. If men have to be provider then women have to return to their traditional role of home maker.
Otherwise if should be 50:50 in everything.
And on top of that it's not like these women will ever love the guy.
Most of these feminists would have had teams of men going through before and after marriage.

Listen lads, if you want a GF, get a feminist, you will have wildest nights of your young life with them.
For marriage though, look for a girl that is capable of loving a person.

Forget loving another person, feminists even hate themselves.
 

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