Jokes Thread

[Longewala]

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Also, 96k hearts / likes whatever.
For what? Someone suggesting min wage for someone, say, with a bad attitude, totally unskilled, etc working in a burger shop.....should be a multiple of someone working in ISRO or BARC or even a senior level IT programmer.

I know it's twit, but US is a joke by itself now.

 

[ClawReed787]

Enjoy the comment section

 

[doreamon]

Bureaucrats write memos to themselves.

Bhaskar Rao, the inspector general of police for internal security was also appointed the inspector general in charge of training. So, Rao as the Inspector

www.businessinsider.in

Bhaskar Rao, the inspector general of police for internal security was also appointed the inspector general in charge of training. So, Rao as the Inspector General of Police, Internal Security Division has taken to writing a letter to himself (as IGP Training, Bhaskar Rao).

"I have to do my work and there has to be consistency in correspondence," Rao told the Deccan Chronicle. "There are times when I have to dictate a stern letter to myself because of the delay in response from myself from the other office."

 

[indus]

Bureaucrats write memos to themselves.

Bhaskar Rao, the inspector general of police for internal security was also appointed the inspector general in charge of training. So, Rao as the Inspector

www.businessinsider.in

Bhaskar Rao, the inspector general of police for internal security was also appointed the inspector general in charge of training. So, Rao as the Inspector General of Police, Internal Security Division has taken to writing a letter to himself (as IGP Training, Bhaskar Rao).

"I have to do my work and there has to be consistency in correspondence," Rao told the Deccan Chronicle. "There are times when I have to dictate a stern letter to myself because of the delay in response from myself from the other office."

What would he do if he disagrees with himself. I wonder

 

[Lonewolf]

What would he do if he disagrees with himself. I wonder

Fire himself ???

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Cheran]

Thieves leave a note at Madhya Pradesh SDM's home after robbery: Here's what it said

After looting Rs 30,000 from SDM's home in Madhya Pradesh, the thieves left a note of disapproval for the owners. | OpIndia News

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Thieves leave a note at Madhya Pradesh SDM’s home after robbery: Here’s what it said

After looting Rs 30,000 from SDM's home in Madhya Pradesh, the thieves left a note of disapproval for the owners

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Sed life

 

[Tactical Doge]

Person 1: 6pack abs are the best body you could have

Person 2: no, 8pack abs looks better

Me an intellectual:

 

[Tactical Doge]

LadOOs
@prasadr14 need your expert opinion, the LadOOs seem to be old

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

Isko laga daala to life jhingalala

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[shade]

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I guess my kuffar mind cannot comprehend this nugget of Golden Age Muslim Wisdom, I will need some Afghan Afeem for this to make sense.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

I guess my kuffar mind cannot comprehend this nugget of Golden Age Muslim Wisdom, I will need some Afghan Afeem for this to make sense.

The elaborate plan to kill the mosquito can backfire if the mosquito lands on the rock and then dips the stick in rum and salt and puts it in your @$$

Hindi main bole to "Agar macchar ne tumhaari g@@nd main rum aur namak mila ke ladki ghusa di to kyaa hoga?"

 

[shade]

The elaborate plan to kill the mosquito can backfire if the mosquito lands on the rock and then dips the stick in rum and salt and puts it in your @$$

Hindi main bole to "Agar macchar ne tumhaari g@@nd main rum aur namak mila ke ladki ghusa di to kyaa hoga?"

Is this macchar superman's relative to do that?
Which is why it will only make sense to some assmani afeem powered momin who wrote it.

 

[another_armchair]

Is this macchar superman's relative to do that?
Which is why it will only make sense to some assmani afeem powered momin who wrote it.

36 seconds hain aapke pass. Gaali pehle de daal...

 

[prasadr14]

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LadOOs
@prasadr14 need your expert opinion, the LadOOs seem to be old

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Robo for class surveillance

Legend nibba be like; gulambi ka imtzaam hogaya.