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Pash

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that's a false calculation. they are forgetting the area of the soles of the heel shoes. the entire weight is going to be distributed on the entire area.
its more like
(60kg x 9.8m/s^2)/ (0.0001 + ~ 0.005 m^2) = 115,294 N/m^2 < 125,000 of elephant's.

also i can stand on my toes and still put more pressure than an elephant. that means nothing.

structural steel has like a ultimate tensile strength of 440000000 N/m^2 i.e needs similar amount of pressure applied to the same amount of area 1m^2 to break it.
Man, please take joke as joke...................

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Well, you can also threaten her with circumcision by your teeth.
Sir, if she has a foreskin, I assure you, she's not a she...
Run for your life. :scared2:

so ur gf is a muslim :scared2::scared2::scared2::scared2:

i shall pray for u
Pray for her shuddhi, bhrata.


Well if her teeth are reaching circumsiin point than that, s not casual sex per se but BDSM cum KAMASUTRA shit in one go...

Go places Young man... We are proud of your exploit.. :lol::lol::lol:

I repent thst I wasted my haydays without jihadi sex..
Aye aye sir!
Anchors aweigh! (It's just me dangling my d**k in the water. It's not a real anchor.:confused1:)
 

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