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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how one determines whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand,"
I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No."
said the Director, "A normal person would pull the drain plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

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