Jokes Thread

[utubekhiladi]

If Pakistan PM Imran Khan could resolve Kashmir issue with dialogue,
he wouldn't have married three times.

 

[sorcerer]

Pakistan meets major FATF conditions: Minister

 

[Assassin 2.0]

 

[Indx TechStyle]

 

[Gautam Sarkar]

 

[indiatester]

WA foward

 

[Snowcat]

The dalal beat:

'We will, We will... Import you!'

dhig dhig tish. dhig dhig tish.

Buddy, you're a dalal, make a big noise
Playing in the corridor, gonna be a big middleman someday
You got MBT on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your tincan all over the place, singin'

We will, We will ... Import you.


Credits to Saurabh Jha twitter.

 

[Spindrift]

 

[indiatester]

 

[utubekhiladi]

Meanwhile....
'When We Sleep, Virus Sleeps': Pakistan Politician Has a Strange Solution to Fight Coronavirus

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[Waanar]

Amidst all this doom and gloom....

We're savages lol

 

[Mikesingh]

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump school.

“Well,” he replied, “it’s three weeks long.”

“What else?” I inquired.

“The first week they separate the men from the boys,” he said. “The second week they separate the men from the fools.”

“And the third week?” I asked.

“The third week the fools jump.”

— TOD REJHOLEC

 

[Waanar]

Le memers right now-

 

[A chauhan]

What people see...

 

[IndianHawk]

 

[ezsasa]

View attachment 50730

Here's ours..

 

[Akula]

 

[Waanar]

The Bihari accent makes it even better.

 

[Srinivas_K]

 

[Rxbanda]

chowk gaye?