Jokes Thread

[Srinivas_K]

Nepalese accounts were spamming memes on how India is showing Nepalese territory in the newly Published map.
This was the response.

Chinese and Pakistanis set up camps in Nepal. Two are Hindu majority countries both of them will feel happy because Sita is from Nepal.

Secondly, that troll kid Ghafoora seems giving monthly salaries to his trolls it seems. They run idiotic campaigns against India in the cyber world.

 

[Haldiram]

Nigga picked up a video from Indian matrimony profile.


@Bhumihar gon deal with this during bride hunting.

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Chinese and Pakistanis set up camps in Nepal. Two are Hindu majority countries both of them will feel happy because Sita is from Nepal.

Secondly, that troll kid Ghafoora seems giving monthly salaries to his trolls it seems. They run idiotic campaigns against India in the cyber world.

Nepal is a democratically commie state. So, stop hallucinating about any yindu ummah type biratherhood.

 

[Indx TechStyle]

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[Haldiram]

Always read the fine print :

 

[Haldiram]

Dev manus re baba, dev manus. Such a generous man.

 

[Haldiram]

Income Tax officer comes to my house : Haldiram, I have come to collect tax. It says here that you haven't paid tax in 5 years?

Me : *Takes officer to terrace...*

Spoiler

Ye dekh, pacchas tola! kitna? pacchas tola!

Tax officer : Ohh sheet! sorry sorry. Tum toh farmer ho bhai! I will leave.

Me : Bencho, wait! subsidy ke paise table pe rakh ke jaana.

 

[Haldiram]

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[Brimstone]

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[Waanar]

gotta say, this is us.

Especially after a Paki suicide bombs the threads.

 

[Haldiram]

That's the face of a person who knows their student debt is fully paid and and have enough left to travel the world. Who says college doesn't accomplish your dreams! you just need the right bus.

 

[Brimstone]

Farting in a crowded restaurant is like Electronic Warfare.

My signal confuses the olfactory sensors of surrounding enemies, disrupting their mealtime operations.

 

[Mikesingh]

Farting in a crowded restaurant is like Electronic Warfare.

My signal confuses the olfactory sensors of surrounding enemies, disrupting their mealtime operations.

Sadist !!!!

 

[Haldiram]

Das called putting personality in a brand.

 

[Assassin 2.0]

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Haldiram

My suggestion please make alu bhujia more light. I'm getting fat because of alu bhujia

 

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[A chauhan]

Actually this belongs to the "Reality Thread".

 

[A chauhan]

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[Anikastha]

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poor girl will be stoned to death.....

 

[Assassin 2.0]

Now i got to know why kashmiri are becoming drug addict.