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A professor at Wayne University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ''How many people here believe in ghosts?'' About 90 students raise their hands. ''Well,that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of u think u have seen a ghost? About 40 students raise their hands. '' That's really Good.... I'm really glad u take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? '' About 15 students raise their hands.
'' That's fantastic. Now let me ask u one question further ... Have any of u ever made love to a ghost?
Way in the back Hamad raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses & says, '' Son, all these years i've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here & tell us about your experience''
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod & a grin & began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, '' So, Hamad, tell us what it's like to have love with a ghost?''
Hamad replied, ''Shit, from way back there I thought u said Goats.'
 

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