Jokes Thread

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[indus]

He s got a point
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CimNh4Ijb_r/?igshid=YmRhOGE0MWQ=

 

[Arjun Mk1A]

Now who did this...

Our country has more than Mutiple dance forms but still twerking is the only way.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Pash]

 

[Pash]

 

[Pash]

 

[Pash]

 

[kharabela]

lol

 

[Suryavanshi]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

What happens when you press the brake and accelerator together?
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The Car takes a screenshot

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Swesh]

 

[Suryavanshi]

 

[Overlord]

What a discovery, absolute world

Meanwhile Aussie tax payers after this

 

[Tactical Doge]

The new Strategic Tree-based Instrument for Combat, or STIC, is the latest armament to join the Raytheon Family. After seeing the devestating effectiveness of sticks on the recent battles between global superpowers, defense analysts correctly recognized a gap in the US armed forces stick-based combat capabilities.

A team of top Raytheon designers has formulated the Strategic Tree-based Instrument for Combat - STIC - to arm and equip US soldiers. STIC is a 7-foot long, 3-inch diameter, pierce of solid American oak, hand-carved for maximum effectiveness. Its density, combined with length, heft, and durability, make it an excellent combat weapon in modern peer-to-peer combat. At 7 feet long, the STIC outranges comparable Chinese & Russian sticks by nearly 2 feet, and is much more resistant to breaking.

Several variants of STIC are already in various stages of testing:

STIC-2: a pair of shortened STICs, optimized for dual-wielding

STIC-ER: the extended range variant of STIC, 12 feet long

STIC-N: the naval variant, made of driftwood to prevent the wood from sinking

STIC-L: made of bamboo wood; it is 60% lighter, perfect for airmobile infantry

STIC-AP: sharpened at the end, able to penetrate T-90 armor at close ranges

If Einstein is correct, and World War IV is fought with sticks and stones, Raytheon's STIC will be there to arm American soldiers.

 

[Gyyan]

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The new Strategic Tree-based Instrument for Combat, or STIC, is the latest armament to join the Raytheon Family. After seeing the devestating effectiveness of sticks on the recent battles between global superpowers, defense analysts correctly recognized a gap in the US armed forces stick-based combat capabilities.

A team of top Raytheon designers has formulated the Strategic Tree-based Instrument for Combat - STIC - to arm and equip US soldiers. STIC is a 7-foot long, 3-inch diameter, pierce of solid American oak, hand-carved for maximum effectiveness. Its density, combined with length, heft, and durability, make it an excellent combat weapon in modern peer-to-peer combat. At 7 feet long, the STIC outranges comparable Chinese & Russian sticks by nearly 2 feet, and is much more resistant to breaking.

Several variants of STIC are already in various stages of testing:

STIC-2: a pair of shortened STICs, optimized for dual-wielding

STIC-ER: the extended range variant of STIC, 12 feet long

STIC-N: the naval variant, made of driftwood to prevent the wood from sinking

STIC-L: made of bamboo wood; it is 60% lighter, perfect for airmobile infantry

STIC-AP: sharpened at the end, able to penetrate T-90 armor at close ranges

If Einstein is correct, and World War IV is fought with sticks and stones, Raytheon's STIC will be there to arm American soldiers.

STIC -TZX : Next gen STIC Comes with smart all weather tasing capabilty.

 

[Pash]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

I asked Madam Ji, on a scale of 0 to 10, of cringeworthiness where 10 = "four more shots please", how would you rate Harry & Meghan?. She said "at least 15".