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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac
are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution,
bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it," said the sadist.
... "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it then kill it," said the murderer.
"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it
then fuck it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again,
then set it on fire," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over then the masochist says....
"Meow?"
 

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Three soviet factory workers were recently arrested...
1 came into work too early and was tried for espionage.

1 came into work too late and was tried for sabotage.

And 1 came in on time, meaning he had an illegally imported western watch.
 

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Those who didn't got the joke... This guy basically killed his Director and one Russian coworker by mishandling a loaded gun.
It was not supposed to be loaded. He was under the impression all along that it was a fake gun or gun with blanks and was practicing shooting the gun in preparation for a shooting. Even the actors and people around him thought the gun was unloaded or a fake gun. He was even instructed to press the trigger to get the feel of the gun.
 

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