Jokes Thread

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

But good for doggy though

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[prasadr14]

She identifies herself as autobahn and wants cars to drive on her.
Police is unnecessarily interfering with her identity.

 

[Alamarathan]

War in ukraine,explained

 

[Alamarathan]

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac
are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution,
bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it," said the sadist.
... "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it then kill it," said the murderer.
"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it
then fuck it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again,
then set it on fire," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over then the masochist says....
"Meow?"

 

[sydsnyper]

List of Recommended Brothels Nationwide (Page 2) | (fujoho-jp.translate.goog)

found a brothel for Ukraine.

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Dude... we understand you hate Ukraine, but dont make such comments.

 

[Flying Dagger]

Those who didn't got the joke... This guy basically killed his Director and one Russian coworker by mishandling a loaded gun.

 

[Swesh]

 

[NutCracker]

I was waiting for a SUV to turn that filth into red vapours with.... 300 ki speeeeed

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

Ya'll Nibbiars

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2,4,5,8,9

 

[NutCracker]

Ya'll Nibbiars

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pedo detection test for the Cats who browse internet.

 

[NutCracker]

2,4,5,8,9

pedo cat detection test failed
4 is pubescent .. you are under arrest.

 

[Alamarathan]

Three soviet factory workers were recently arrested...
1 came into work too early and was tried for espionage.

1 came into work too late and was tried for sabotage.

And 1 came in on time, meaning he had an illegally imported western watch.

 

[Blademaster]

Dude... we understand you hate Ukraine, but dont make such comments.

Why not? After all we got posters making hateful comments towards Russians. Turnabout is fair play.

 

[Blademaster]

Those who didn't got the joke... This guy basically killed his Director and one Russian coworker by mishandling a loaded gun.

It was not supposed to be loaded. He was under the impression all along that it was a fake gun or gun with blanks and was practicing shooting the gun in preparation for a shooting. Even the actors and people around him thought the gun was unloaded or a fake gun. He was even instructed to press the trigger to get the feel of the gun.

 

[Blademaster]

Austria is in Europe. Australia is not the same as Austria.