Jokes Thread

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

PETAs ad campaign against...... Idk against some beastiality ig

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Jimih]

Wait for the Marines

 

[Jambudweepa]

Autotune singer

 

[Butter Chicken]

 

[Anirbann Datta]

IDN-- what to do-- to ROLF!, to cry, to get angry, or just to ignore!.. Elon mamu beats some so called stand--upp- comedians when it comes to trolling!!!!

 

[Anirbann Datta]

Autotune singer

is that Himesh Resmia in background!?

 

[Abbey]

 

[Abbey]

 

[Alamarathan]

What do you call intelligent people in the U.S
tourists

 

[Alamarathan]

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, bit why did 10 have PTSD


He was stuck in the middle of 9/11

 

[Alamarathan]

 

[Alamarathan]

What's the difference between a Taliban fighter and an Iraqi child?


How the fuck should I know? I'm a drone pilot.

 

[Alamarathan]

There are 3 guys on an airplane: a white, Mexican, and Asian

They overloaded the plane so they had to toss some stuff out of the plane.

The Asian guy grabs all the rice, tosses it out and says “I got plenty of this shit in my country anyways.”

The Mexican guy grabs all the beans, tosses it out and says “I got plenty of this shit in my country anyways.”

The white guy grabs the Mexican guy, tosses him out and says “I got plenty of this shit in my country anyways.”

 

[Butter Chicken]

 

[Alamarathan]

The CIA had an open position for an assassin

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... we need you to kill her' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow. 'Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said. 'I had to strangle that bitch to death'.

 

[Alamarathan]

Why do Chinese like playing Among Us


Its the only place they can vote

 

[Alamarathan]

Getting a handjob is just like watching the Paralympics


You appreciate the effort but you know you could do better