Jokes Thread

[Emperor Kalki]

Is it true?

Ofcourse it is, nobody else would know malayalam.

 

[Jimih]

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Correct.

 

[STORE]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Butter Chicken]

 

[Spindrift]

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Please describe Panipat battle
Panipat battle was fought 400-500 years ago
The battle was very dangerous. There was so much running helter skelter, what can I say my hands are shaking
Still I will try to describe it
At the start of the battle many soldiers with Horses and Elephants come from that side and many soldiers also come from this side with horses and elephants
Both the armies clash
Swords are being used "ghapa ghap"
Javelins are thrown "Khapa khap"
Necks are cut "Khapa Khap"
Blood is spilt "Lapaa Lap"

Pin that message somewhere lol

 

[NutCracker]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

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Mahagathbandhan Sarkaar banane ke baad Maruti ne Omni ka production phir se shuru kar diya hai, specially for Bihar market.

 

[Kumata]

 

[NutCracker]

Narnia ka character banega..

 

[Kumata]

 

[Tactical Doge]

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How did he know she was mallu

 

[Kumata]

How did he know she was mallu

Aasmani taqat...

 

[Tactical Doge]

Yo mallus
@here2where @Floydian @Marliii @gslv markIII @Jimih @Rassil Krishnan and honorary mallu @Roshan

Context for other frens:
Biju menon is a mallu actor and the picture on the left is from a movie of his in which he plays a catholic priest

 

[here2where]

Yo mallus
@here2where @Floydian @Marliii @gslv markIII @Jimih @Rassil Krishnan and honorary mallu @Roshan


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Context for other frens:
Biju menon is a mallu actor and the picture on the left is from a movie of his in which he plays a catholic priest

This is from movie ‘Romans’ if iam not mistaken. A modern day Crusades then - ‘Romans’ fecked pisslamics

 

[indus]

https://youtube.com/shorts/B5PVEzx2wxQ?feature=share

 

[blackjack]

 

[Vikram314]