>Be 1991
>Saddam's engineers built a longer range Scud-B to hit Tehran, called the Al-Hussein.
>is held together by chewing gum and spit.
>missile falls to pieces under the stress of re entry.
>Peakislamicengineering.stp
>Iranians have been loling at it for many years.
>Launched against US military barracks in Saudi.
>American radars tracking.
>Murrican specialist laughs at it, goes back to double cheese burger.
>we will get it don't worry.
>cowboy.jpg
>anyway, missile re enters blazing hot, falls apart.
>Multiple pieces of the missile appear as multiple targets.
>MIRV IMCOMING
>ohshitohfuck.wav
>American Patriot Air Defense system immediately shits the bed.
>warhead slams into military barracks, worst burger personnel casualty since world War 2.