I went to Amsterdam in 2017, I went to an Indian Restaurant with Bombay ...ish like name,
I had lunch there and then after paying the bill we asked that gentleman who is the waiter of the restaurant that ki tum kaha se ho, usne bola ki mai Pubjab se hu. Then I said, sahi hai sahi hai. I asked him ki tum restaurant me kaam karne ke alawa bhi karte ho (matlab obviously waiter would be a part time job), he said ki “main aur koi kaam ni kaar rha hu restaurant ke alawa” instead of “main aur koi kaam nahi kar raha hu”, I caught him that he is a Pakistani.
Saale ke accent se pata chal gaya ki wo porki hai. Fir maine bola ki main Kashmir se hu (obviously being a Kashmiri I knew it would be fun to tell him this
), aur mera naam Showkat Wani hai.
And the porki suddenly showed his true colours and started his rant of kaisa hai maqbooza kashmir, kitni tashaddut ho ri hai waha pe, suna hai waha azaan ni ho ri, waha sabhi maarkeet band hai, curfew hai..
blah...blah...blah, fir maine poochha ha bhai yeh sab toh hai, lekin tum yeh sab kyu bol rahe ho? He replied kyunki Kashmiriyo se hamara La ilaha ilallah ka rishta hai aur Kashmir hamari shaharag ahi aur inshallah ek din Maqbooza kashmir azad hoga, I replied inshallah with him
, I asked, bhai jhoot kyu bola India se ho, kehta ki mai agar bolu ki mai paxtani (Punjabi urdu faaluda of Pakistani) hu toh log mujhe terrorist bolenge aur ajeeb-o-gareeb sawaal puchhenge.
Maine boa koi nahi theek hai sub Allah ki reham hai aur fir mai nikal gaya Allah hafiz bol kar
.