Recently, Indian born Satya Nadella was promoted to the post of CEO of Microsoft. While both traditional and social media are abuzz with debates, consequences, factors, pride and puns, we join the bandwagon with a slightly hypothetical route:
What if, instead of Satya Nadella, 'aam aadmi' Arvind Kejriwal was made the CEO of Microsoft?
These 15 disasters will strike Windows users worldwide.
1. Office Assistant will wear a muffler
Remember the cute little paper-clip floating around office documents? It can't stay naked in Dilli ki sardi, muffler zaroori hai.
2. Kejriwal will sit on dharnas to protest against Adobe Reader updates that show up everyday
Adobe, if you're listening, we're sick of updating Adobe Reader every time we turn on the computer. So we support Kejriwal on this one. "Dharna All Night"
3. There'll be donate buttons on Internet Explorer
This is simple: if you want to continue browsing, donate first. Or you can buy tickets to our next dharna.
4. Microsoft Antivirus will stop scanning at 40%, coz Kejriwal is a true Engineer. 40 matlab pass.
Every true engineer will appreciate the fact that "40 matlab pass". Kejriwal is no exception to this universal rule. Even in Delhi elections, he scored a clear 40% (28/70 seats). So there's no point scanning for viruses after 40%.
5. Microsoft Logo will be changed
This one is fairly logical. The gaps between the 4 blocks of the logo are meant to hold jhadoos (brooms). Utility over Dikhawa (Appearance). Also Kejriwal is against improper allocation of Real Estate.
6. Windows won't let you install Antivirus
Coz Kejriwal doesn't want security.
7. He'll hold World Upgrade Darbars to determine whether to upgrade Windows or not
There'll be Upgrade Darbars in every mahulla in every city in the world. The consensus of people will be taken before deciding on the upgrade decision. Yes, coz it's so feasible. Power to the people.
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What if, instead of Satya Nadella, 'aam aadmi' Arvind Kejriwal was made the CEO of Microsoft?
These 15 disasters will strike Windows users worldwide.
1. Office Assistant will wear a muffler
Remember the cute little paper-clip floating around office documents? It can't stay naked in Dilli ki sardi, muffler zaroori hai.
2. Kejriwal will sit on dharnas to protest against Adobe Reader updates that show up everyday
Adobe, if you're listening, we're sick of updating Adobe Reader every time we turn on the computer. So we support Kejriwal on this one. "Dharna All Night"
3. There'll be donate buttons on Internet Explorer
This is simple: if you want to continue browsing, donate first. Or you can buy tickets to our next dharna.
4. Microsoft Antivirus will stop scanning at 40%, coz Kejriwal is a true Engineer. 40 matlab pass.
Every true engineer will appreciate the fact that "40 matlab pass". Kejriwal is no exception to this universal rule. Even in Delhi elections, he scored a clear 40% (28/70 seats). So there's no point scanning for viruses after 40%.
5. Microsoft Logo will be changed
This one is fairly logical. The gaps between the 4 blocks of the logo are meant to hold jhadoos (brooms). Utility over Dikhawa (Appearance). Also Kejriwal is against improper allocation of Real Estate.
6. Windows won't let you install Antivirus
Coz Kejriwal doesn't want security.
7. He'll hold World Upgrade Darbars to determine whether to upgrade Windows or not
There'll be Upgrade Darbars in every mahulla in every city in the world. The consensus of people will be taken before deciding on the upgrade decision. Yes, coz it's so feasible. Power to the people.
Contd... in subsequent post