How to be a real man, according to DFI.

[Singh]

Being inspired by this thread and Ahmedji's suggestion I am starting a new advice thread, where everyone's welcome to give their umm much sought after free advice on how to be a real man.

PS : However please don't forget to write the serial number before giving your advice.

 

[Singh]

A Real Man, according to DFI

1. You need to, on a regular basis, drink till you puke to prove your manhood. TINA.
2. Wine is for sissies. And by sissies I mean *******. Check Rule #3 for exception.
3. Drinking wine in company of a woman to impress her, getting her drunk and then scoring with her, is an exception and encouraged. Boo-yah.

 

[Singh]

4. A real man never hits a woman. Unless you are in Pakistan. Check rule #5
5. Never visit Pakistan. Doesn't apply if you are serving in the Indian armed forces.

 

[Singh]

6. A Real Man only asks 1 Question. "What's in it for me ?"
7. A Real Man doesn't believe in conspiracy theories. He is the conspirator.

 

[Singh]

8. A real man doesn't break he builds. Word.

 

[Singh]

9. Drinking and driving is not cool. You tend to spill your drink. Check rule #10.
10. Never spill your drink. Exception - if somebody serves you wine, and you spill all of it, on the hosts expensive persian carpet. FTW.

 

[Singh]

11. Never be shy on the table or in the bed.

 

[johnee]

Paaji, are you describing a real man or your self?

 

[Singh]

12. Don't interject. Unless you are on cocaine. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

 

[Singh]

13. Cricket is a man's sport. Football's for hooligans.

 

[Singh]

14. Don't gawk at woman. However, Punch the guy who gawks at your woman.

 

[Singh]

15. Learn the art of killing a man in 6 blows. Take this art unpracticed to your grave.

 

[Singh]

16. Never turn down a drinking challenge. Even if you are suffering cirrhosis.

 

[LETHALFORCE]

17. Drinks whiskey with beer for breakfast.

 

[notinlove]

18. Keeps Bro's above Hoe's

 

[Singh]

19. A Real Man always tell the truth. Even when he is lying.

 

[Singh]

20. Never lets his mouth write a cheque that his ass can't cash.

 

[F-14]

21: respects His Mother and Motherland above all

 

[ahmedsid]

22) Should pay for upkeep if he knocks up a girl

 

[ahmedsid]

23) If he cant pay for upkeep, he should run away and live in oblivion, until the child (now) all grown up, becomes friends with him not realizing he is their dad!