SAAAR CIVILIANS ARE DIFFERENT FROM PALITICS SAAAR
People like her are a blessing, why? Becuase they express their intentions fully, unlike the brown sepoys and self proclaimed moderates.
Darasal inki ammi (i.e. establishment + intelligentsia) ko yeh pata hi nahin ki inn ke bachon (awam) ke asli abbu kaun hai. So when the position for abbu is vacant, they can fill it up with whoever they want. Now when free choice is available, why will they want brown Indians as abbu?
So their ammi chose US as first sautela abbu for her bachas because he was tall, gora and rich. Sautele abbu ne thoray mazay liye aur expensive gifts khareeday nayi biwi ke liye. Biwi khush. But the US was actually interested in their sexier cousin Afghanistan and marrying Pakistan was just a ruse to bajao the sexier cousin. But mistress to mistress hoti hai. Kuch din mein Afghanistan se bore ho gaye aur nikal liye. Biwi aur mistress dono ko ditch maar diya.
Ab ammi phir se bewa. Kya karein? So ek aur abbu le aye (China). Latest abbu ko pata hai ammi budhiya gayi hai, lekin ammi ke paas ek bangla hai jo abbu ko chahiye (Gwadar). Toh phir ho gaya nikah aur abbu ne bangla hathiya liya.
Puranay abbu Amreeka ke dil mein abhi bhi thodi tharak baqi thi, aur bardasht nahi kar paya ki ek naya aabu ghar mein aa gaya hai. Lekin Amreeka ne iss baar ammi hi badal dali. Matlab ghar mein do ammi aur do abbu hain iss waqt. Kaun jeetega ye dekhna abhi baqi hai.
Jin dino ammi akeli thi, aur bhi kayi suitors ird gird ghoomay. Turks, Arabs etc. Ammi ne inn logo ko kafi thaga "same to same" ke chakkar mein. Lekin in suitors ko thodi aqal aa gayi hai.