Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

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Pakistan Finally releases the nominal GDP figures for FY-24 :-

GDP - $374.903bn
Per Capita- $1,680


more importantly - "The increase indicates that growth is mostly driven by the country’s unprecedented inflation ":)

They are estimates though, not final.
 

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A China-made $5B+ dam that works for 6 months before shutting down for next 18 months is an accurate portrayal of iron biradar relationship


After enjoying the fruits of Cheeni engineering in Neelum-Jhelum, they want to enjoy the same in one more dam


One of the pre-requisite China had asked for construction of Diamer Bhasha dam back in 2017, was that Paxtan should pawn one existing operational dam.
Would be interesting to see what they ask now 😉

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Modern problems require modern solutions, Porkis should pawn Neelum-Jhelum, it anyway doesn't work... 🤣
 
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A China-made $5B+ dam that works for 6 months before shutting down for next 18 months is an accurate portrayal of iron biradar relationship


After enjoying the fruits of Cheeni engineering in Neelum-Jhelum, they want to enjoy the same in one more dam


One of the pre-requisite China had asked for construction of Diamer Bhasha dam back in 2017, was that Paxtan should pawn one existing operational dam.
Would be interesting to see what they ask now 😉

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Modern problems require modern solutions, Porkis should pawn Neelum-Jhelum, it anyway doesn't work... 🤣
:nono:
As you said, Choinese scammers asked to pawn some "operational dam".
 

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Pakistan Finally releases the nominal GDP figures for FY-24 :-

GDP - $374.903bn
Per Capita- $1,680


more importantly - "The increase indicates that growth is mostly driven by the country’s unprecedented inflation ":)

Paxtan's own census (💩) claimed they had 241M people 2 years back. Today, it must be ~248M as per their own stated population growth rate.

But the population used to obtain per capita income here is 236M.

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Le Bose DKa, this is new...
So if someone who gets shahadat in Islam not only he's allotted his quota of 72 Hoors he's also Allotted 72 boys For BachachaBaazi too.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

PDF file Popat Mo-Mad made all types of arrangements for his followers....:hail::hail:
 

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Le Bose DKa, this is new...
So if someone who gets shahadat in Islam not only he's allotted his quota of 72 Hoors he's also Allotted 72 boys For BachachaBaazi too.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

PDF file Popat Mo-Mad made all types of arrangements for his followers....:hail::hail:
You know that throwing semen outside is also non allowed in Islam, according to hadees, It is madatory to release it inside.
Literally kaun molester likha hai is book ko?
 

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You know that throwing semen outside is also non allowed in Islam, according to hadees, It is madatory to release it inside.
Literally kaun molester likha hai is book ko?
Umm no. There's a way sanctioned by Mo the naughty himself when on a raid to acquire booty, Mo the naughty & his companions took a number of women prisoner in order to ransom them.

His men being away from home for long couldn't restrain themselves & asked Mo the naughty permission for you know what.

Ideally as per Mo the naughty's own rules his men were free to do with them as they pleased as they were legally their slaves but Mo the naughty was hesitant as he was not sure if the captive women's relatives would cough up what Mo the naughty demanded by way of ransom if they were despoiled .

On the other hand he couldn't restrain his men who'd surely rebel if he denied them permission. Long story short, someone in his camp suggested withdrawal before ejaculation whereby the men could satiate their lust, the women wouldn't be technically "despoiled " , Mo the naughty could receive the ransom he sought & his command would remain intact.

Being a practical man Mo the naughty immediately gave his ascent & also either mouthed a verse which became part of the Koran or this practice was recorded as a hadith. Look it up for more information on this sordid episode.
 

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