Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

[kamaal]

Ohh the pak army, do whatever you want to, but don't shut the internet. We are worried about you, we want to see some videos. Please allow the internet to work.

 

[Shuturmurg]

 

[RoaringTigerHiddenDragon]

What RAW should do is one of these options:
- tunnel into Lahore and lay an optic fiber connection to an Internet cafe for porkis to upload videos.
- Even better, we can set up laser relay towers where a laser from a tower in porkiland mounted on someone’s house can transmit video uploads to a tower in Atari. These towers can be camouflaged as trees.
- even even better. Smuggle satellite uplink terminals to PTI jihadis to upload videos through our satellites’ transponders. Options exist.

RAW ki saazish is needed here to keep us entertained.

 

[Kal Muah]

Source Telegram Elitepredators

ARC ie RAW aircraft heading towards Pakistan View attachment 204105

yeh toh keh ra hai transponder off kar diya yaha se

 

[Kal Muah]

What RAW should do is one of these options:
- tunnel into Lahore and lay an optic fiber connection to an Internet cafe for porkis to upload videos.
- Even better, we can set up laser relay towers where a laser from a tower in porkiland mounted on someone’s house can transmit video uploads to a tower in Atari. These towers can be camouflaged as trees.
- even even better. Smuggle satellite uplink terminals to PTI jihadis to upload videos through our satellites’ transponders. Options exist.

RAW ki saazish is needed here to keep us entertained.

are itna kyun?
Copy all the videos in a DVD and throw them like a discus over the border . Waise bhi they are expert in throwing/pelting stuff

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[RoaringTigerHiddenDragon]

are itna kyun?
Copy all the videos in a DVD and throw them like a discus over the border . Waise bhi they are expert in throwing/pelting stuff

Or throw USB pens to farmers on this side. Easier. Porkiyon kuch tho karo. IPL se bhi jyada viewership hoga. Ad revenue 50:50 baant lenge ya atta phenk dhenge us paar. Sauda kar lo bhenchod. Maura, mauka.

 

[Nazaria e Bakistan]

Bas sala! Pakistan ke baad, Aaj Mudi ji ka Jaado karnataka mein chal jaye to dhanya ho jayenge. Naheen to saale PFI wale aake sare investment flat ke daam aur rent dono kam kar denge.

 

[Corvus Splendens]

TTP, Joos and Raaa ki saazish

 

[Shuturmurg]

Holy shit!! Lal Topi became Kaali topi !! This is serious.

 

[Maitreya Shyam]

TTP, Joos and Raaa ki saazish

Isko to humne ignore hi kardiya tha lol

 

[Nazaria e Bakistan]

TTP, Joos and Raaa ki saazish

Fifth generation war ka swaad aa gaya Zandu-Hamid chu... ko?

 

[Corvus Splendens]

Army officer shows what he thinks about civilians

 

[Nazaria e Bakistan]

Army officer shows what he thinks about civilians

Yaar yeh to hum jaise holi khelte hein, yeh lynching lynching khel rahe hein.

 

[RoaringTigerHiddenDragon]

Army officer shows what he thinks about civilians

Yeh sab wahi purana videos hai bhai. Kuch Naya chaiye. ISPR film producer ko phone lagao.

 

[Kal Muah]

Fifth generation war ka swaad aa gaya Zandu-Hamid chu... ko?

5th generation k liye dimag chahiye. In bhsdwalo se dhang se desh nahi chalta aur 5th gen war karenge

 

[Maitreya Shyam]

 

[Maitreya Shyam]

. ISPR film producer ko phone lagao.

Mujhe imran khan ke bacho ko padhana hai :- ISPR new song

 

[Cheran]

muh mein kela hai kya?

 

[Babloo Singh]

Morning after.....