Chinese Student's Bicycle Seat Breaks and"¦ Gyah!

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On 21 February, reports of a loud
"Phfffft" sound were heard around
the world. Experts traced the
source of this sound back to the
anal sphincters of millions of
Chinese netizens simultaneously
shuddering upon hearing this tale
of a bike ride gone terribly,
terribly wrong.
According to China's tt.mop and
weibo.com websites, the young
student was riding to the first day
of school for the year. It was a day
young students all around looked
forward to as one of hope,
learning and new experiences.
But for one boy his first bike ride
to school was to become anyone's
worst nightmare.
In what must have been a one-in-
a-billion fall, the bicycle's seat
got bent over exposing a cold,
merciless steel rod which
penetrated the boy's
buttocks . The seat was unable to
be removed.
Firefighters were called to
the scene and used the Jaws
of Life to detach much of the
bicycle from the boy's rear
end . He was then taken to
hospital by ambulance with a
large portion of the bike still
emerging from his butt.
Thankfully medical staff was able
to remove the bike from the boy's
anus and he was released without
serious injury"¦ Well, physical
injury at least. Mental scarring is
expected to be terminal.
When the story hit Japanese
websites, readers responded with
a range of emotions from "Ack"
and "Eeeeish" to "Gyaaaaa!"
When asked about the procedure
of removing the steel frame from
the young man's rectum a doctor
replied: "Rectum? It damn near
killed him!"
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:creepy: Check out the pics on the website-


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Oops ! :pft: Poor boy though :(
 

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Great work by the emergency crew that was first on the scene and also the surgeons who saved the guys life.
 

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Chinese should better ride Indian bicycles again. BTW, we Indians exported and helped set up first bicycle plant in China.

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