Budget 2023-24

[ezsasa]

Use this thread for discussing Union Budget for 2023-24

 

[Kumata]

Thank you Nibba...

 

[Kumata]

There goes any chnaces what so ever @Haldilal

 

[Kumata]

Woke AI

 

[Spindrift]

Woke AI

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This has been the outline of an ideal union budget for India for the last 20 years or so.

 

[Kumata]

After statement by kaka.. seems like It cell coolie are out ..

 

[Kumata]

 

[ezsasa]

Economic survey 2022-23

Economic Survey

www.indiabudget.gov.in

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Too lazy to track. When someone summarises budget in an organized way, ping me please.

 

[Kumata]

Too lazy to track. When someone summarises budget in an organized way, ping me please.

dismissed

 

[Johny_Baba]

Too lazy to track. When someone summarises budget in an organized way, ping me please.

Itni aalas ? Inka tax exemption samapt kiya jaae!

 

[Johny_Baba]

a small nasheed from a wageslave uberlowermiddleclass fella to Badshah Norruddin Modii 300+ viziers waale and his Khajaanchi Kathorataa Seetaaraman banu

arz kiya hain
*ahem ahem*

Ya Modii
Rehem Modii
Ya Modii
Gibs pay qurban hai sabhi
Ya Modii madad Modii
Ya Modii yeh meri jaan yeh zindagi

Gibs pay haan
Mita du Luta du mai apni Mudi
Bheems pay haan
Luta du mita du mai yeh hasti
Yaa Modii rehem Modii
Yaa Modii Gibs pay qurban hai sabhi
Ya Modii madad Modii
Yaa Modii yeh meri jaan yeh zindagi

Mujhay kuch pal dai fursat kay faqeer hum tax wavier kay
Rahey baychain dil kub tak milay kuch pal tou rahat kay
Bheemto pay Gibs pay haan mita du luta du mai apni Mudi
Gibs pay haan luta du mita du mai yeh hasti

Ya Modii rehem Modii
Ya Modii Gibs pay qurban hai sabhi
Ya Modii madad Modii
Ya Modii yeh meri jaan yeh zindagi

Bina gibs ke na ek pal ho na bin tax ke kabhi kal ho
Yeh dil ban jai pathar ka na is mai koi hal chal ho
Bheemto pay haan Gibs pay haan mita du luta du mai apni Mudi
Qasam say haan luta du mita du mai yeh hasti

Ya Modii rehem Modii
Ya Modii Gibs pay qurban hai sabhi
Ya Modii maddad Modii
Ya Modii yeh meri jaan yeh zindagi

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(repost from past)

 

[Kumata]

a small nasheed from a wageslave uberlowermiddleclass fella to Badshah Norruddin Modii 300+ viziers waale and his Khajaanchi Kathorataa Seetaaraman banu

arz kiya hain
*ahem ahem*

Ya Modii
Rehem Modii
Ya Modii
Gibs pay qurban hai sabhi
Ya Modii madad Modii
Ya Modii yeh meri jaan yeh zindagi

Gibs pay haan
Mita du Luta du mai apni Mudi
Bheems pay haan
Luta du mita du mai yeh hasti
Yaa Modii rehem Modii
Yaa Modii Gibs pay qurban hai sabhi
Ya Modii madad Modii
Yaa Modii yeh meri jaan yeh zindagi

Mujhay kuch pal dai fursat kay faqeer hum tax wavier kay
Rahey baychain dil kub tak milay kuch pal tou rahat kay
Bheemto pay Gibs pay haan mita du luta du mai apni Mudi
Gibs pay haan luta du mita du mai yeh hasti

Ya Modii rehem Modii
Ya Modii Gibs pay qurban hai sabhi
Ya Modii madad Modii
Ya Modii yeh meri jaan yeh zindagi

Bina gibs ke na ek pal ho na bin tax ke kabhi kal ho
Yeh dil ban jai pathar ka na is mai koi hal chal ho
Bheemto pay haan Gibs pay haan mita du luta du mai apni Mudi
Qasam say haan luta du mita du mai yeh hasti

Ya Modii rehem Modii
Ya Modii Gibs pay qurban hai sabhi
Ya Modii maddad Modii
Ya Modii yeh meri jaan yeh zindagi

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(repost from past)

blast from past means kaka is still same..

 

[ezsasa]

interesting convo on unemployment numbers, KV subramaniam was talking about not trusting CMIE data, and one of the panelists who apparently is on govt panel on statistics and also CMIE defender, says govt does not follow international standards on statistics and in the same breath says govt does not count unpaid family labour which is basically household wives. if this is how CMIE types keep getting high unemployment numbers, no wonder they always seem high.

never knew that these fellows were counting household wives as unemployed, this is how they were padding up unemployment numbers all these years. unpaid female labour and employment statistics debates were happening in separate buckets, these fellows were silently adding them up without public being aware of it.

another reason why ESG type rating should be kept away from Indian corporates. they keep making up these BS, which India has no control over .

 

[Jimih]

another reason why ESG type rating should be kept away from Indian corporates. they keep making up these BS, which India has no control over .

Well wrote about it sometime back in the forum and that's a valid concern.

 

[Roshan]

interesting convo on unemployment numbers, KV subramaniam was talking about not trusting CMIE data, and one of the panelists who apparently is on govt panel on statistics and also CMIE defender, says govt does not follow international standards on statistics and in the same breath says govt does not count unpaid family labour which is basically household wives. if this is how CMIE types keep getting high unemployment numbers, no wonder they always seem high.

It's standard practice to count housewives/ homemakers as those who are employed?

 

[ezsasa]

It's standard practice to count housewives/ homemakers as those who are employed?

they seem to be counting housewives as unpaid labour, not necessarily as employed.
in india's case, 70% of females drop out of job market after marriage, this estimate is from a few years ago.

 

[ezsasa]

interesting convo on unemployment numbers, KV subramaniam was talking about not trusting CMIE data, and one of the panelists who apparently is on govt panel on statistics and also CMIE defender, says govt does not follow international standards on statistics and in the same breath says govt does not count unpaid family labour which is basically household wives. if this is how CMIE types keep getting high unemployment numbers, no wonder they always seem high.

never knew that these fellows were counting household wives as unemployed, this is how they were padding up unemployment numbers all these years. unpaid female labour and employment statistics debates were happening in separate buckets, these fellows were silently adding them up without public being aware of it.

another reason why ESG type rating should be kept away from Indian corporates. they keep making up these BS, which India has no control over .

to expand on what i think proponents of ESG are trying to do.

if both parents are working, the number of children who learn ethics and family values from internet will increase. with the kind of ideological content algorithms push these days, we are already seeing what kind of attitudes towards society kids in so called advanced nations have. the so called advanced nations have no hostile neighbours, we do.

implications and impact of such things are more severe here in India than over there.

 

[Roshan]

to expand on what i think proponents of ESG are trying to do.

if both parents are working, the number of children who learn ethics and family values from internet will increase. with the kind of ideological content algorithms push these days, we are already seeing what kind of attitudes towards society kids in so called advanced nations have. the so called advanced nations have no hostile neighbours, we do.

implications and impact of such things are more severe here in India than over there.

Which is why attempts to quantify 'labor value' of a homemaker is imo both demeaning and a slippery slope.

 

[another_armchair]

What's that smell?

Smells like socialism.

Quite unintuitive so far. Hope things get better as we progress or else...