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An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from his couch, then starts putting on his coat. His wife, observing her husband's odd behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to...

Granny Gets Up to Something... A young woman, during tough times, was working as a prostitute. For obvious reasons, she kept this a secret from her family. One day, the police raided her brothel and arrested a group of working girls, including the young woman. The prostitutes were instructed...

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Karen surrendered. With some courage, told her family members that she will go out again. That said...

ABCDEFGHIJK After being married for forty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said: "You're analphabet wife...A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."She asks: "What the hell does that mean?He said: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant...

Organ- isation A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia...

4 FACTS.These facts are irrefutable. Be careful, be very careful.A wise person once said: 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a...

To: The Social Security Commissioner Dear Commissioner, My name is Charles Wright and I live on First Street. I would like to present before you the following story: Like 'Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father came to...

Hiring for govt service : Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing...

Sorry if it's a repeat ---- How To Tell a Woman's Age! A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you...

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody...

Wonderfully described definitions... CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information...

TAKE YOUR TEST. WHICH IS THE BEST QUESTION & ANSWER? Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom? A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman? A: To ride a bicycle you...

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A Joke About a Tinkle A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were alright. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesiais decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

Joke: I'm Just Heading Out To The Doctor's, Dear... An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from his couch, then starts putting on his coat. His wife, observing her husband's odd behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says...

A sweet and innocent young Italian girl gets married, but the girl's mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs. "Momma, Momma," she cries. "I can't believe it! He has hair all...

> Grandma & Grandpa > Grandma and Grandpa were visiting > Their kids overnight. > When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in > His son's medicine cabinet, he asked > About using one of the pills. > The son said, "I don't think you should > Take one Dad; they're very strong > And very...

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A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, " It is a special day for me. I am celebrating." "It is a special day for me too, I am...