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Putin tells Russian American KGB spy joke

Prince Philip quotes: Relive 65 classic gaffes as Duke of Edinburgh celebrates 65th wedding anniversary 16:40, 20 FEBRUARY 2013 BY ANDY RUDD The prince has an uncanny ability to put his foot in his mouth... we relive some classic clangers Prince Phillip - Duke of Edinburgh (Pic: Getty...

Dog Jokes

What I think about the new FRCV. It's like saying I want an MBT with a crew of 4 and a weight of 48 tons.

Würst is the German word for sausage.

For those that drive in the US: What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Cop pulls a car over. Cop: Why were you swerving left and right? Can't you drive straight? Driver: I was trying to avoid the trees. Every time I swerved, the trees moved left and right. Cop. There are no trees here. It is your air freshener that is hanging from you rear-view mirror.

Fumbling in the dark is natural, unless the guy is an expert porn star. ;) Alternatively, the women can actually sweat it out in a gym and stay in shape instead of turning into humpty-dumpties. That way, they won't experience the chagrin of having to keep the lights on. BTW, the TD used the...

A Polish Joke A Pole walking along the road happens to spy a lamp. He picks it up, and as it is covered in rust he gives it quick rub. Out comes a genie. "I'm the genie of the lamp and I can grant you three wishes," the genie says. "OK," says the Pole. "I want the Chinese Army to...

Nominate him for Param Veer Chakra. On a serious note, I think the lioness was assaulted by a buffalo, and is injured.

Too funny dog thought the cat was dead! - YouTube

Reminds me of this one:

Re: Farting Your Guts Out

Re: Farting Your Guts Out