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Poor child :sad:, son must have got nice spanking from his dad :lol:

What Is Politics? A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to...

Question: What is the the truest definition of Globalisation? Answer: Princess Diana's Death :rip: :shocked: Question: How come? :confused: Answer: An English Princess :basanti: with an Egyption boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a...

The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Sarkozy replied...

AN ATHEIST AND A BEAR An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he...

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A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed. He forces the young man into a chair and duck taped him there. Then he leans over the woman and kisses her neck, then he goes into the bathroom. The man whispers to his...

Arvind Kejriwal Is Sooooooooooo Honest! 1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him " do I look fat" 2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm 3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate 4. Kejriwal is so...

A Programmer And A Management Guy A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he's lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air...

Santa went to USA and had a meeting with OBAMA OBAMA : I want to show you that how much advance we are! Come with me, He takes him to a forest. OBAMA : Dig the ground. Santa did it. OBAMA : More"¦.More"¦More"¦ Santa went upto 100 Feet. OBAMA : So now, try to search something. Santa: I got...

God decided it was time to end the world! :namaste: So, he called together those whom he considered the three most influential people in the world. President of USA - Barak Obama President of China - Xi Jinping Prime Minister of India - our beloved Dr. MMS The world will end, "God told...

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SELF CARE for 31st Dec ! ~~~ symptom: Cold and Humid feet. Cause: Glass isbeing held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet) Cure: Manoeuver glass untill open end is facing upward.... ~~~ Symptom: the wall facing you is full of lights :drunk2: Cause...

In a " Mental Hospital " a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ?? Dr: Well, We'd fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the BathTub"¦ Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use d bucket...

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4 Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's square :ranger: The 1st Catholic man tells his friends, " My son is a PRIEST; when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'FATHER'." The 2nd Catholic man tells his friends, " My son is a BISHOP; when he walks into a...

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