My altered version of a Santa-Banta joke seems fit for the moment.
F-14 : Yaar bus mein tere muh pe ye sandal ka size kisne print kiya hai ?
Johnee : Pata nahi yaar...meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, aur maine sharmili paree se kaha, "behenji sara Skirt upar karna, photo leni hai"
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