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When one politician drowns in a river, it is POLLUTION. When ALL Politicians drown in the river, it is SOLUTION.

Kejriwal has stopped wearing his Underwears because VIP is written on them. He can't wear JOCKEY as horse riding is a rich man's pastime. He can't wear MACROMAN since he is a common man. He can't wear COMMANDO since he has refused security. So, now all he needs is to cover himself...

An Australian ventriloquist visiting PAKISTAN, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the villager "can I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello...

Thanks. Didn't realise it. It was really nice of you to point this error to me. Thanks again.

Subject: CHINESE CUSTOM Dear All, Greetings. Must learn about other's customs to be worldly wise...

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OLYMPICS.. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS TILL NOW.........DID YOU??...... A slave girl from Sardinia, named Gedophamee, was attending a great, but as yet, unnamed athletic festival, 2500 years ago in Greece . In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted sexual...

Now you know why legal fees are so high. The beauty of a language and the art of constructing the words of the language significantly lead to their meaning. This is not a case of twisting, but of the refined manner of presentation by witty minds. A good case for reference. One evening...

All Powers No Responsibility Sonia Gandhi All Glamour No Value Pranab Da All Money No Clothes Baba Ramdeo All Impudence no Morality Salman Khurshid All Righteousness no Sensibility Anna Hazare All Noise No Voice Kiran Bedi All Weight No Right Jaya Lalitha All Dynasty No Ability Rahul...

MT. VERNON, TEXAS "¦ WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE! Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church across the street started a campaign to block the business from...

About faffers and faffing Reocities Archive, rising from the ashes - RIP Geocities... Faff: to dwindle; to fuss; to act indecisively; to procrastinate unduly. To faff about. eg. Harold faffed about for 10 minutes before leaving the house. Harold missed his appointment because he was faffing...

My Travel Plans for 2013-2014 I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have...

More English lessons We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is: a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so...

This could be real... Traffic Police vs. Pappu Traffic police (TP) ne Pappu ko roka: Aapna Driving license dikao. Pappu : Nahi hai. TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi. Pappu : Nahi. TP: Kyon? Pappu : Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai.. TP...

And these people vote! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is priceless, and so easy to see happening,customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit...

Subject: All about .Affairs 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in...

HOSPITAL BILL HOSPITAL BILL You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!<Mail1.gif> <Mail2.gif> A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the...