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What's the fault of the poor TV? Well, the only thing their heads seem to do is to keep their ears apart! Jeeez!

Even Mcdonald's has scaled down its operations in Pak due to lack of electricity and skyrocketing expenses!! :troll:

Petrol prices in Pak going through the roof!! Paki 1: Where are you? Paki 2: Going to the mall in my car! 😝 Traveling by auto when petrol prices are Rs 250 per litre! 😝

India's best selling vehicle... And now Pak's best selling vehicle as petrol in Pak shoots up to Rs 250 PKR per litre! :troll:

:pound::crazy: How far will these madrassa chhap morons go? These buggers have gone so far down the rabbit hole, that it would take an act of God to pull them back to sanity! This banana republic has become a joke!

Going....Going....Gone!

Breaking! Heartening news from the Banana Republic! Petrol in Pak will be increased to Rs 210 per liter from Rs 200 with effect from midnight 3rd Jun!!!! To be increased by a further Rs 45 soon!! Electricity per unit cost has gone through the roof too! Now at Rs 26/unit. Likely to be increased...

Ah yes! Corrected! Thanks! 😊👍

2 million tons of wheat demanded by Pak means 40 ships carrying an average of 50,000 tons of wheat from Russia at $279 per ton. Translates to $560 million! Or approx Rs 11200 crores PKR. That's a lot of money for beggars! The IMF has refused, China has refused but SA is giving some dosh under...

It will! Patience!! 😁

Guys! Time to pop the champagne!! Pak petrol prices have reached stratospheric levels. It has been increased by Rs 30 a liter!!! Now Rs 200 at the pumps! And a double whammy for these Porks.....$1 = Rs 205 in the open market!! And milk touches Rs 200 a liter!! Anyone got better news than this...

But as per IMF, ADB and Pak's Central Bank, Pak's GDP is projected to gow by over 6% in 2022-23!!!

Pizza Khan - Niazi ki chamchi!! What a frikkin dramabaaz!!! Sheeesh!! 🤡 .

Deep depression sweeps Pakis due to Niazi's shenanigans and at the same time, Sonia Maino and RaGa are crying a river seeing Terrorist Yasin Malik being handed a life sentence. 25th May was a bad, bad day in the life of Pak and the Vadhra Cong! :troll:

What a farce! Seeing the items banned by Pak, not more than 1% of rich Pakis use them! So consumption of this stuff by the rich and famous accounts for less than 1% of the import bill! Seeing Pak's trade deficit is over $36 billion, this is smaller than a friklkin' drop in the ocean!

Chinese Mandarin teachers in Paki public schools have started running for their lives back to China, soiling their panties after seeing the Baloch and TTP going after them! The Chin engineers are running back too, so fast that they're leaving a dust trail behind them!! Lol!! :pound:

I don't think that's quite correct. The Saudis have told the Pakis to first secure the IMF loan after which they will release the amount in installments depending on Pak's ability to pay back. As the saying goes, there are no free lunches!!

:pound:😂😂😂😂 WTF do these birdbrains smoke??? 🙄 This actually should have been in the jokes section!! .

Fuel subsidy in Pak to cost govt Rs7500 crores over next fortnight. ISLAMABAD: The prices of petroleum products may increase by up to Rs86 per litre for the next fortnight — with no taxes included — in case the government decides to do away with the subsidy payable to oil companies as price...