Why are 96.7 % of Indians studying engineering?

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Doctors are idiots. You have no achievements.
Doctors are a lot of things, but we are not idiots:rolleyes:

Now lets, talk about the perks doctors like me have-

1. we are welcome in any part of the country to work and settle

2. We can settle/work thrive any where in the country AND in any country

3. We are respected everywhere even outside India

4. We can get any girl we want for marriage :D

5. We can get into civil service much easier than other professionals. The success rate for doctors writing UPSC is very high

Now what are the perks your degree offers you?:eyebrows:
 
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Or you could do a language degree and start writing songs/punch dialogs for movies!!:taunt1: or maybe even get into political parties :D There are many options to go in, but the chance for high success is low, and most of the jobs are low paying govt jobs.
That means he has a very bright future in India:thumb:
 

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Doctors are a lot of things, but we are not idiots:rolleyes:

Now lets, talk about the perks doctors like me have-

1. we are welcome in any part of the country to work and settle

2. We can settle/work thrive any where in the country AND in any country

3. We are respected everywhere even outside India

4. We can get any girl we want for marriage :D

5. We can get into civil service much easier than other professionals. The success rate for doctors writing UPSC is very high

Now what are the perks your degree offers you?:eyebrows:
You don't have to be a doctor to get any of these "perks". For no. 4, you don't have to be a doctor to get a sxy girl. You gotta be decent looking and have copious amounts of money.
 

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When one thinks of a "philosopher", the image that comes to mind is that of an old, bearded and thoughtful man who writes esoteric stuff and ponders about stuff of zero practical value.

Hardly the kind of image that one would associate with "sloots" falling for. "Sloots" fall for men with money and status, plain and simple. Any profession or career which generates a lot of cash and assets at a young age is something that you need to take up, if you want "sloots" to fall over you. Philosophy hardly fits the bill.
 

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When one thinks of a "philosopher", the image that comes to mind is that of an old, bearded and thoughtful man who writes esoteric stuff and ponders about stuff of zero practical value.

Hardly the kind of image that one would associate with "sloots" falling for. "Sloots" fall for men with money and status, plain and simple. Any profession or career which generates a lot of cash and assets at a young age is something that you need to take up, if you want "sloots" to fall over you. Philosophy hardly fits the bill.
Sloots actually love philosophers though. Plus there are some sexy sloots who study philosophy and they obviously love philosophers.
 

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You don't have to be a doctor to get any of these "perks". For no. 4, you don't have to be a doctor to get a sxy girl. You gotta be decent looking and have copious amounts of money.
Nope, no. 4 is the most important perk about being a doctor:truestory:

Ask ANY medico :D
 

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Doctors are a lot of things, but we are not idiots:rolleyes:

Now lets, talk about the perks doctors like me have-

1. we are welcome in any part of the country to work and settle

2. We can settle/work thrive any where in the country AND in any country

3. We are respected everywhere even outside India

4. We can get any girl we want for marriage :D

5. We can get into civil service much easier than other professionals. The success rate for doctors writing UPSC is very high

Now what are the perks your degree offers you?:eyebrows:
Not true for number 2. If you ever come to Canada, they pretty much make you go through it all over again just to get certified. Otherwise you end up being a nurse.
 

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Not true for number 2. If you ever come to Canada, they pretty much make you go through it all over again just to get certified. Otherwise you end up being a nurse.
Good to know. But I am not going anywhere. IMO there is no better place for doctors than India :D
 

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